Sakura Fantasy

Two feminine figures in bikinis, one with green hair and one with pink hair, are kissing and holding hands.
I don’t understand what is so sexy about women wearing clearly impractical armour. Wouldn’t it be sexier to know that they were properly protected from the harsh climate and/or any incoming pointed weapons? No? Is that just me? Because it’s starting to feel like it’s just me.
Two feminine figures in bikinis, one with green hair and one with pink hair, are kissing and holding hands.

From the start, Sakura Fantasy wants you to know that its main characters are fighters, but it definitely doesn’t want to risk you missing out on seeing a whole lot of skin. The characters are hardly wearing anything to begin with, but it’s barely five minutes into the game when you get your first chance to walk in on someone as they’re getting dressed, and not long after that before you get the chance to watch your best friend bathe. You know how best friends just use their mind projection powers to watch each other frolic naked in a bath tub? Yeah. Like that. This is one hell of a pervy visual novel, and the plot is really just there to get you from one naked lady to the next. It raises a lot of questions, really. Why does everyone take such sensual baths? Why isn’t it weird to watch people without their consent? Why does a girl that lives in the forest think that mud counts as clothes? It doesn’t. It doesn’t count as clothes.

You should play this if…

You want to stare at mostly naked women. Honestly, there’s no other reason to do it. And if that’s what you want, there are better ways to do it than playing this game, because this just makes no sense. You know who washes themselves in a lake by getting on all fours and turning to an imaginary camera seductively with their tongue sticking out? Nobody. Nobody does that.